Why The Unfaithful Widow Will Grab Your Heart The Unfaithful Widow Will Take You On The Ride Of Your Life Not Your Traditional Widow, But A Gal Who Is Determined To Become Super Widow With A Little Help From Her Friends, A Vintage Corvette, The Online Dating Services, Advice From The Spiritual World, A Pack Of Dogs And A Few MargaritasAbout The Book The Unfaithful Widow Is A Collection Of Candid Essays On Finding Joy Again After The Loss Of A Mate With Warmth And Laughter No Subject Is Taboo From Dealing With The Funeral Home Can I Show You Our Upgraded Cremation Package I Looked At Miss Death, Was I Booking A Vacation To Dating Again He Ran In The Door, Looked At Me And Said I Ve Left Something In My Car He Never Returned Sprinkle In A Bevy Of Rescue Dogs Finally A Good Nights Sleep With Someone New In My Bed And Those Questions You Hate To Ask Condoms Anyone The Unfaithful Widow Will Steal A Piece Of Your Heart, Tickle Your Ribs And Make You Feel Good To Be AliveBook Excerpt Two Hours Later I Left The Attorney S Office Too Depressed To Go Home So I Headed To The Antique Shop Where I Have My Booth It Seemed The Closest And Friendliest Place I Could Think Of We Ve Never Seen You In A Skirt, The Gal Behind The Counter Remarked And Actually Clasped Her Hands In Glee Now There Was Someone Who Could Perk You Up Just Back From Dealing With The Will, I Replied And Made A Sad Face Then I Did A Full Curtsey, Dipping And Holding Out My Long Skirt My Widow S Outfit I Started To Relax With The Familiarity Of The Shop And Smiled At Her Black Since I M A Widow And Turquoise Jewelry Cause I M Hip I Liked The Sound Of ThatShe Was Looking Strangely At Me I Am Hip, Aren T I I Looked Straight At Her She D Better Answer That One Right The Hippest She Grinned At Me With That Remark She Was Forty Five, Skinny And Lived On The Edge I Was The Sixty Year Old WidowGood Answer
Author, blogger, sometimes antique dealer, jewelry designer, and dog whisperer My life took an about face in 2008 with the death of my husband It turned me into a writer and dog hoarder I love a little drama, but I want to find the positive side to everything that happens to me Capturing that in my writing is essential If I go a little to the dark side, I want to sprinkle it with glitter and come back out having learned something I consider myself a happy writer and a silly romantic Not so much romance with men, but in love with life and loving the six dogs that are my faithful companions.I ve finally written a fictional novel and my friends swear it is me We write about what we know, so maybe so I like my characters in Danger In Her Words It was fun to listen to their story.
- 246 pages
- The Unfaithful Widow: Fragmented Memoirs of My First Year Alone
- Barbara Barth
- 01 March 2019 Barbara Barth