Flushed



❰PDF❯ ✓ Flushed Author Chris Miller – E17streets4all.co.uk You ve had a bad day before We all haveBut Marty is in a whole other level of shitLiterallyFollowing a drunken night of sex with the office secretary, Marty s guts are rebelling after his personal han You ve had a bad day before We all haveBut Marty is in a whole other level of shitLiterallyFollowing a drunken night of sex with the office secretary, Marty s guts are rebelling after his personal hangover remedy, nachos with jalapenos and hot sauceMarty has to go And he s got to get across the office to do so Standing in his way are Nikki, the secretary from the night prior, Brad, the vape enthusiast douche, and possibly even his boss The office door is always open, after allJoin Marty on his trek, like a vulgar Lord of the Rings The distance may be shorter, but the stakes are just as high.Flushed

Chris Miller is a native Texan who has been writing from an early age He began publishing in with his first novel, A Murder of Saints Since then, he has released threenovels The Hard Goodbye, The Damned Place, and The Damned Ones as well as a novella, Trespass He has also been inducted into many anthologies, including the acclaimed And Hell Followed from Death s Head Press, where he appears alongside such literary titans as Jeff Strand, Wrath James White, Christine Morgan, and Michelle Garza Melissa Lason, better known as The Sisters of Slaughter He will have a new novel out this year, a Splatter Western titled Dust, from Death s Head Press and is working with M Ennenbach on an epic science fiction horror story of cosmic proportions, Neptune , and is also working with M Ennenbach and Patrick C Harrison III on a very special and exclusive anthology, slated for later in He is first and foremost a family man and is happily married to the love of his life Aliana, and they have three beautiful children He lives in Winnsboro, TX.

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  • ebook
  • 15 pages
  • Flushed
  • Chris Miller
  • English
  • 22 July 2019
  • 0463904974

10 thoughts on “Flushed

  1. says:

    Cool and sarcastic story about an accident with toilets in office When you have a bad day it could be worse Humor is brutal but original The work in office brings out boring colleagues and unbearable routine And the shit swims out in real sense.

  2. says:

    This short story had me laughing from beginning to end It deals with this situation we ve all been in before with excellent humor Absolutely hilarious.

  3. says:

    Disgusting Vile Repulsive Completely unnecessary In poor taste And really fucking funny We all need a good laugh, and this does the job Not for the feint of stomach.

  4. says:

    The apocalypse of the sphincterFlushed by Chris Miller and narrated by S.W Salzman is one hilarious short story Recommend if you can handle adult language in a story we ve all experienced at some point in our lives and if you haven t, your time will come .What s it about Marty regrets his food and one night stand choices from the night before He and his coworkers suffer as a result.The narrator, S.W Salzman, did a brilliant job Loved the e cig sound effect perfect I stand there, r The apocalypse of the sphincterFlushed by Chris Miller and narrated by S.W Salzman is one hilarious short story Recommend if you can handle adult language in a story we ve all experienced at some point in our lives and if you haven t, your time will come .What s it about Marty regrets his food and one night stand choices from the night before He and his coworkers suffer as a result.The narrator, S.W Salzman, did a brilliant job Loved the e cig sound effect perfect I stand there, rectum locked Parental guidance trigger warnings swearing a decent amount , talk about sex and drinking resulting in a one night stand with a coworker, fat chick and fat b ch used once, maybe twice I was given a free review copy of the audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review Thank you for allowing me to listen and review the book

  5. says:

    Flushed by Chris MillerHave you ever done a night on the town and regretted it the next day Flushed is a hilarious story of just that The story is a novelette that goes into full detail regarding the repercusions of the actions from the night before Chris Miller makes it easy to relate the personalities of any workplace align with the characters The descriptors Miller uses are so animated that you feel like you are there with the character That s not so much a good thing at times in this st Flushed by Chris MillerHave you ever done a night on the town and regretted it the next day Flushed is a hilarious story of just that The story is a novelette that goes into full detail regarding the repercusions of the actions from the night before Chris Miller makes it easy to relate the personalities of any workplace align with the characters The descriptors Miller uses are so animated that you feel like you are there with the character That s not so much a good thing at times in this story, lol If you are sqeamish or repulsed by bodily functions, this story is not for you Although the subject is not something we normally talk about casually, I found it to be extremely comical and entertaining

  6. says:

    Poor Marty is having the worst day of his life and it is all happening at work, a job he hasn t had very long at all After eating his normal hang over cure of nachos, jalapenos, and hot sauce Marty needs a bathroom and fast This is the story of Marty s epic journey across the office and all of the obstacles that are working as the dark force against him.This is a crude but extremely hilarious book if you are ok with bathroom humor, it is a story that everyone can probably relate to at least so Poor Marty is having the worst day of his life and it is all happening at work, a job he hasn t had very long at all After eating his normal hang over cure of nachos, jalapenos, and hot sauce Marty needs a bathroom and fast This is the story of Marty s epic journey across the office and all of the obstacles that are working as the dark force against him.This is a crude but extremely hilarious book if you are ok with bathroom humor, it is a story that everyone can probably relate to at least some parts If you happen to get the audio version narrated by S W Salzman than it really will have you rolling on the floor laughing, so be careful if your listening to this while driving This is truly a funny book and I am glad I waited till now to listen to it, as I really needed funny right now

  7. says:

    I received this book for free I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.If you enjoy bathroom humor this story is for you I totally empathized with the main character as he tried to get to the bathroom and then the events in the bathroom but I was laughing out loud the whole time The characters in the workplace from the boss to the secretary to the colleagues were picture perfect I am still chuckling thinking about the story.The narrator, S.W Sa I received this book for free I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.If you enjoy bathroom humor this story is for you I totally empathized with the main character as he tried to get to the bathroom and then the events in the bathroom but I was laughing out loud the whole time The characters in the workplace from the boss to the secretary to the colleagues were picture perfect I am still chuckling thinking about the story.The narrator, S.W Salzman, was great He perfectly conveyed the angst in getting to the bathroom and events which followed Really great

  8. says:

    Ever had one of those days You know, the crappy ones I mean, REALLY crappy Well Chris Miller has written a quick story about our worst nightmare The one where you have to go to the bathroom worse than any other time in your lifewe ve all been there Mr Miller has a keen sense of humor, and if I m right, there sthan a little bit of autobiography in this hilarious short Our narrator starts by simply trying to get to the bathroom and ends in a very hysterical horrible situation Do Ever had one of those days You know, the crappy ones I mean, REALLY crappy Well Chris Miller has written a quick story about our worst nightmare The one where you have to go to the bathroom worse than any other time in your lifewe ve all been there Mr Miller has a keen sense of humor, and if I m right, there sthan a little bit of autobiography in this hilarious short Our narrator starts by simply trying to get to the bathroom and ends in a very hysterical horrible situation Do yourself a favor and pick this story up I listened to the Audible recording and absolutely loved it

  9. says:

    If you can t relate to this your doing life wrongExcellent narration from s.w Salzman as always Hilarious and highly recommended I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review

  10. says:

    This story is hilarious from beginning to end I can t remember when I laughed so hard at a book And the endoh sh tliterally I m still laughing.

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